NEW ACHIEVEMENT! ORGANIZED POSSESSIONS!
Congratulations, Crawler!
You have successfully accumulated enough physical objects that throwing everything onto the nearest horizontal surface is no longer considered a viable organizational strategy.
Apparently you need a tray.
REWARD?
You get a handcrafted leather Dice / Valet Tray.
No. There is not also a loot box.
Stop asking.
At the center of the tray is Carl's declaration:
YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.
An admirable sentiment to contemplate immediately before rolling a natural one.
Built from three layers of 4 oz. vegetable-tanned leather, this is a substantial leather tray designed for the gaming table, desk, dresser, nightstand, or wherever else you routinely empty your pockets.
Snap the four corners together and the sides rise to create a contained rolling area for dice. When you're finished, unsnap the corners and the tray lays flat for storage or transport.
Not currently fighting imaginary monsters?
Use it as a valet tray for your keys, wallet, watch, coins, pocketknife, and the assorted inventory you've somehow acquired during the day.
CHOOSE YOUR LOADOUT
BLACK / GOLD
Black leather with gold You Will Not Break Me artwork and coordinating gold stitching.
BLACK / SILVER
Black leather with silver artwork and black stitching.
BROWN / GOLD
Brown leather with gold artwork and coordinating gold stitching.
Each version features the same embossed central design, individually finished to bring the artwork dramatically out of the leather.
ITEM STATS
ITEM TYPE: Dice Tray / Valet Tray
MATERIAL: Three layers of 4 oz. vegetable-tanned leather
SIZE: Approximately 8" × 8" when flat
ASSEMBLY: Four snap corners
CONFIGURATION: Flat-pack / deployed
PRIMARY FUNCTION: Containing treacherous polyhedral objects
SECONDARY FUNCTION: Keys, wallet, watch, coins, EDC and other inventory
CENTER ART: YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME
CONSTRUCTION: Handcrafted leather
DURABILITY: Considerably better than the average crawler
Because these are made from genuine vegetable-tanned leather, natural grain, scars, wrinkles, color variation, and other small differences will occur.
Congratulations. Your tray is unique.
So was the cow.
WARNING
This tray does not modify your dice rolls.
It provides no bonus to initiative.
It does not protect against critical failures, mimics, poorly considered multiclassing decisions, or the player who announces “I have a plan” immediately before ruining everyone's evening.
It will give your dice and everyday gear a damned fine place to live.
YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.
Your dice are welcome to try.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! ORGANIZED POSSESSIONS!
Congratulations, Crawler!
You have successfully accumulated enough physical objects that throwing everything onto the nearest horizontal surface is no longer considered a viable organizational strategy.
Apparently you need a tray.
REWARD?
You get a handcrafted leather Dice / Valet Tray.
No. There is not also a loot box.
Stop asking.
At the center of the tray is Carl's declaration:
YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.
An admirable sentiment to contemplate immediately before rolling a natural one.
Built from three layers of 4 oz. vegetable-tanned leather, this is a substantial leather tray designed for the gaming table, desk, dresser, nightstand, or wherever else you routinely empty your pockets.
Snap the four corners together and the sides rise to create a contained rolling area for dice. When you're finished, unsnap the corners and the tray lays flat for storage or transport.
Not currently fighting imaginary monsters?
Use it as a valet tray for your keys, wallet, watch, coins, pocketknife, and the assorted inventory you've somehow acquired during the day.
CHOOSE YOUR LOADOUT
BLACK / GOLD
Black leather with gold You Will Not Break Me artwork and coordinating gold stitching.
BLACK / SILVER
Black leather with silver artwork and black stitching.
BROWN / GOLD
Brown leather with gold artwork and coordinating gold stitching.
Each version features the same embossed central design, individually finished to bring the artwork dramatically out of the leather.
ITEM STATS
ITEM TYPE: Dice Tray / Valet Tray
MATERIAL: Three layers of 4 oz. vegetable-tanned leather
SIZE: Approximately 8" × 8" when flat
ASSEMBLY: Four snap corners
CONFIGURATION: Flat-pack / deployed
PRIMARY FUNCTION: Containing treacherous polyhedral objects
SECONDARY FUNCTION: Keys, wallet, watch, coins, EDC and other inventory
CENTER ART: YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME
CONSTRUCTION: Handcrafted leather
DURABILITY: Considerably better than the average crawler
Because these are made from genuine vegetable-tanned leather, natural grain, scars, wrinkles, color variation, and other small differences will occur.
Congratulations. Your tray is unique.
So was the cow.
WARNING
This tray does not modify your dice rolls.
It provides no bonus to initiative.
It does not protect against critical failures, mimics, poorly considered multiclassing decisions, or the player who announces “I have a plan” immediately before ruining everyone's evening.
It will give your dice and everyday gear a damned fine place to live.
YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.
Your dice are welcome to try.
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